Snatch

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My name is Turkish.

:00:37

Funny name for an Englishman, I know.

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My parents were on the same plane
when it crashed. That's how they met.

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They named me after the plane.

:00:47

Not many people are
named after a plane crash.

:00:50

That's Tommy.

:00:51

He tells people
he was named after a gun.

:00:54

But I know he was really named after
a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

:00:59

Known him for as long as I can
remember. He's my partner.

:01:03

Doesn't mean we hold hands
or take walks.

:01:06

It means I try to keep him out of
as much trouble as he inflicts on me.

:01:10

I give him a hard time.
Keeps him in check.

:01:13

But really, he's like my brother.

:01:16

What do I know about diamonds?
I'm a boxing promoter.

:01:20

I was a happy boxing promoter
until a week ago, and then:

:01:24

What do I know about diamonds?

:01:26

Don't they come from Antwerp?

:01:29

-Himy, would you listen to this?
-Do we have a choice?

:01:33

It wasn't meant to be taken literally.

:01:37

It's a nice story, Adam and Eve.

:01:39

It's bound with moral fibre...

:01:42

...but asking a grown man
to believe it?

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What is it?

:01:49

Well, what is it?

:01:52

What you want I should do,
drop my pants?

:01:56

Okay, go through.

:01:59

It's a nice story.