:53:02
That'll be seven dollars.
:53:04
Hello?
:53:09
I'm sorry. He's buying.
:53:11
- We both passed out at the same time.
- Bullshit.
:53:14
I saw you pass out just before
I passed out. I saw that.
:53:18
But never mind. I'll get this round
because of my confidence.
:53:22
Absolute confidence in my superiority,
absolute superiority to you...
:53:26
...in every human endeavor in life.
Keep the change.
:53:29
We'll leave it up to the young lady.
:53:32
Tell me, given the circumstances
which one of us...
:53:35
- ...would you take home tonight?
- You mean, like, to the home?
:53:39
- Yeah.
- Like, the retirement home?
:53:42
Seriously.
Would you choose this man...
:53:45
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
:53:48
...love handles
the size of Nebraska...
:53:50
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
:53:53
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
:53:57
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?
:54:00
- Stop harassing the waitress.
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
:54:04
I'm having a private conversation
that doesn't involve you.
:54:07
Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri
and mind your own business.
:54:11
She's my friend who has to put up
with assholes like you.
:54:15
- Tiny--
- But I don't.
:54:16
If you want to harass, harass me.
:54:19
- I believe he's harassing you already.
- I'll put you in the hospital.
:54:23
I have Medicare.
Shoot your best shot.
:54:25
- I'll make your old lady a widow.
- Don't--
:54:28
Wait! You can't do this! No,
you're going up into space in 22 days.
:54:32
If you break a bone
or sprain your ankle...
:54:35
...your space shuttle seat'll go to
that MIT weenie with blow-dried hair.
:54:39
We'll watch the launch on TV
at your damn house.
:54:42
- What makes you think I'll hurt myself?
- What about a space shuttle?
:54:46
You're gonna blow this for us again.
You and your mean-ass temper.
:54:50
- Are you saying I blew it back in '58?
- Hell, yes, you blew it in '58.
:54:54
You crashed every plane
the Air Force gave us.
:54:57
All right. We're taking this outside.