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Ladies and gentlemen, from your
teammates at the table over there.
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Gerber's baby food.
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And some training material
for you to look over.
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Pictures for the bigger words.
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A talking frog's worth something.
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- 40 percent.
- 40 percent?!
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You might nail it.
You might crash and burn.
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- The odds are against you, colonel.
- Watch this.
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40 percent.
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40 percent for you, you nail it.
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40 percent for me,
I'd have missed by a mile.
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That's why I got out of
the astronaut program.
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I knew my chances of getting on
a space shuttle were way less than 40.
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But I was an astronaut, almost.
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- You'd have been a damn good one too.
- Thank you.
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You don't think like that. You've
jumped out of planes 20 miles up.
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You drove rocket sleds
at the speed of sound.
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- You're not afraid of anything.
- I've been afraid.
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Oh, bullshit. When?
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When I was 17 years old.
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I was crazy in love
with this college girl.
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She was beautiful. Oh, gorgeous.
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And a ball of fire.
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She, of course,
was crazy in love with--
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- You.
- No.
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Texas A&M's all-American defensive end
Scott LeBeau.
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And I mean, this cat
was six-foot-six if he was a foot.
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Gary Cooper handsome.
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One day, a bunch of friends and I
decided we'd drink too much beer...
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...and crash a big old
sorority cotillion.
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You know, everybody's dressed up
in chiffon gowns and Daddy's tuxedo.
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There we are, looking like a bunch
of brush poppers and goat ropers.