1:02:01
- At the governor's ranch too.
- I'm beginning to get the picture.
1:02:06
So my friends tell me that they see
LeBeau entering the Port-a-Potty.
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One of them little old
fiberglass shithouses.
1:02:13
I did a better tackle on that
fiberglass shithouse...
1:02:16
...than he ever did
on the football field...
1:02:19
...and the thing rolled
down a bluff into a creek.
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Screaming and yelling
all the way down...
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...except it don't sound like no
all-American defensive end.
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- It's decidedly more feminine.
- Oh, no, you didn't.
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The love of my life, rolling down
the bluff in a fiberglass shithouse.
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It was very, very sad.
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- What happened then?
- I ran like hell.
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- Joined the Air Force the next day.
- Afraid LeBeau'd kick your ass.
1:02:48
Well, hell, no.
I wasn't afraid of him.
1:02:51
I was afraid, I mean...
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...truly afraid of her.
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Are you afraid of me?
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I married her.
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Four years later.
1:03:42
What? I'm only 15 minutes late.
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Oh, shit.
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