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:11:00
It's pre-microprocessor.
It's pre-everything.

:11:02
Whoever designed this
Byzantine piece of shit...

:11:05
...is probably chopping rocks
in Siberia.

:11:07
Ethan, can I access the Skylab files
from here?

:11:11
What does that have
to do with anything?

:11:15
A fine politician, but you don't
know jack-shit about engineering.

:11:19
This is the guidance system
from Skylab.

:11:23
That's not possible.
:11:25
Maybe there's similarities,
but they can't be the same.

:11:30
I'm looking up the designer.
:11:33
Hell. Don't bother.
:11:37
It was Francis D. Corvin.
:11:40
Is he dead?
:11:43
Only if I'm lucky.
:11:50
Would you like me to read
the instructions to you again?

:11:56
Let me tell you something, my dear.
:11:59
A fella in Japan wrote those
instructions when he made this thing.

:12:03
They were probably translated
by some gringo...

:12:06
...an expatriate American who
couldn't get a job in this country.

:12:10
Then a Japanese guy probably
translated him to double-check on him.

:12:15
We don't need these instructions.
Not at all.

:12:18
Tear them up.
:12:22
You know the door to the house
is locked, right?

:12:26
Well, it's no problem.
:12:31
- You forgot the batteries?
- Yeah.

:12:35
I've got you here in the garage.
:12:38
The smell of gasoline, of fertilizer.
:12:41
What do you say, baby?
:12:43
I'll push you up on this washer
and turn you a few cycles.

:12:48
- I'll turn this washer on...
- Help! Oh, help!

:12:50
I'm locked in the garage
with a dirty old man!

:12:54
- Didn't we do this once 20 years ago?
- Yeah, I know.


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