:50:01
What?
:50:04
Which one of us passed out first?
:50:08
I'm getting too old for this shit.
:50:34
I can cook things you wouldn't
believe. I cook crab, lobster.
:50:51
That'll be seven dollars.
:50:54
Hello?
:50:58
I'm sorry. He's buying.
:51:01
- We both passed out at the same time.
- Bullshit.
:51:03
I saw you pass out just before
I passed out. I saw that.
:51:07
But never mind. I'll get this round
because of my confidence.
:51:11
Absolute confidence in my superiority,
absolute superiority to you...
:51:15
...in every human endeavor in life.
Keep the change.
:51:18
We'll leave it up to the young lady.
:51:20
Tell me, given the circumstances
which one of us...
:51:24
...would you take home tonight?
- You mean, like, to the home?
:51:27
- Yeah.
- Like, the retirement home?
:51:30
Seriously.
Would you choose this man...
:51:32
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
:51:36
...Iove handles
the size of Nebraska...
:51:38
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
:51:41
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
:51:44
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?
:51:47
- Stop harassing the waitress.
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
:51:51
I'm having a private conversation
that doesn't involve you.
:51:54
Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri
and mind your own business.
:51:58
She's my friend who has to put up
with assholes like you.