:51:01
- We both passed out at the same time.
- Bullshit.
:51:03
I saw you pass out just before
I passed out. I saw that.
:51:07
But never mind. I'll get this round
because of my confidence.
:51:11
Absolute confidence in my superiority,
absolute superiority to you...
:51:15
...in every human endeavor in life.
Keep the change.
:51:18
We'll leave it up to the young lady.
:51:20
Tell me, given the circumstances
which one of us...
:51:24
...would you take home tonight?
- You mean, like, to the home?
:51:27
- Yeah.
- Like, the retirement home?
:51:30
Seriously.
Would you choose this man...
:51:32
...with his asymmetrical
sagging ass cheeks...
:51:36
...Iove handles
the size of Nebraska...
:51:38
...and his gross, old,
ugly ingrown toenails?
:51:41
Or this hairy-eared son of a bitch
with a chicken gizzard neck...
:51:44
...and a face like
Death Valley fire trails?
:51:47
- Stop harassing the waitress.
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
:51:51
I'm having a private conversation
that doesn't involve you.
:51:54
Go back to your virgin pink daiquiri
and mind your own business.
:51:58
She's my friend who has to put up
with assholes like you.
:52:01
- Tiny...
- But I don't.
:52:03
If you want to harass, harass me.
:52:05
- I believe he's harassing you already.
- I'll put you in the hospital.
:52:09
I have Medicare.
Shoot your best shot.
:52:11
- I'll make your old lady a widow.
- Don't...
:52:14
Wait! You can't do this! No,
you're going up into space in 22 days.
:52:18
If you break a bone
or sprain your ankle...
:52:21
...your space shuttle seat'll go to
that MIT weenie with blow-dried hair.
:52:25
We'll watch the launch on TV
at your damn house.
:52:28
- What makes you think I'll hurt myself?
- What about a space shuttle?
:52:31
You're gonna blow this for us again.
You and your mean-ass temper.
:52:35
- Are you saying I blew it back in '58?
- Hell, yes, you blew it in '58.
:52:39
You crashed every plane
the Air Force gave us.
:52:42
All right. We're taking this outside.
:52:44
I'll whip your ass!
Get out there in that parking lot!
:52:49
You wait here, Tiny.
:52:51
- Let's go.
- I got ten on Frank.