:18:04
Stop the cloning.
:18:05
God doesn't want you to go in there.
:18:08
Then God shouldn't have killed my dog.
:18:11
Atheist.
:18:14
We can clone your four-legged
loved one in a few hours.
:18:17
How can we do it?
:18:18
It begins with growing "blanks"...
:18:20
...animal drones
stripped of characteristic DNA...
:18:23
... in embryonic tanks
at the RePet factory.
:18:26
In stage two, your pet's DNA...
:18:28
... is extracted from a lock of fur
or a drop of blood...
:18:31
... then infused on a cellular level
into the blank.
:18:34
In the final stage, using RePet's
cerebral syncording process...
:18:38
...all your pets thoughts,
memories and instincts...
:18:40
...are transplanted
via the optic nerve.
:18:44
Still can't make up your mind, huh?
:18:48
You lost a dog, right?
:18:50
Yes, my daughter's.
:18:51
What a heartbreak.
:18:53
-What did you say was his name again?
-Oliver.
:18:57
Oliver's in luck...
:18:59
...because we're having
a special this week, 20 percent off.
:19:02
-When did Oliver die?
-This morning.
:19:04
Perfect.
We can do a post-mortem syncording...
:19:07
...but act fast because there's
a 1 2-hour window on deceased brains.
:19:10
I have a problem with the whole idea.
:19:13
Suppose the clones have no soul
or they're dangerous?
:19:16
Clone pets are every bit
as safe as real pets.
:19:18
Plus...
:19:20
...they're insured.
:19:21
If it's so safe...
:19:23
...then why is it against the law
to clone humans?
:19:25
Because the human brain is too
complicated to syncord.
:19:28
You remember the experiment they did?
:19:31
That's why it didn't work.
Now it's illegal to even try.
:19:34
But with pets, it's a totally
proven technology.
:19:37
Your RePet Oliver
will be exactly the same dog.
:19:41
He'll know the tricks
you taught him...
:19:43
...where the bones are buried--
He won't even know he's a clone.
:19:47
And did I mention...
:19:49
...they're insured.
:19:50
I don't care about insurance.
:19:52
I care if I can trust my daughter
with an animal with sharp teeth.
:19:56
We can make him smaller.
With softer teeth.
:19:59
You can?