:08:01
after all the letters
I wrote him.
:08:03
Why, I bet
any second now...
:08:05
or two...
or three... or four...
:08:10
or two...
or three... or four...
:08:10
There the matter seemed
destined to rest...
:08:14
until six months later,
in Washington, D. C.,
:08:18
when idealistic,
warm hearted,
:08:20
and beautiful FBl agent,
Karen Sympathy,
:08:23
was summoned to the office
of hard-boiled FBl director,
:08:26
"Cappy" Von Trappment.
:08:28
Agent Sympathy,
:08:30
given all your bungled
assignments in the past,
:08:33
I suppose
you were wondering
:08:34
why I picked you
for this mission.
:08:36
Yes, sir.
:08:38
Sympathy,
allow me to be frank.
:08:40
Thisjob requires
the ideal FBI agent--
:08:45
someone tough,
:08:46
someone
hard-bitten,
:08:48
someone
emotionless.
:08:49
Do you understand?
:08:51
Yes, sir. Tough!
Hard-boiled! Unemotional!
:08:54
Good.
:08:57
Are you familiar with
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show?
:09:01
Oh-hh!
:09:06
I mean... ahem...
:09:08
I've heard of it.
:09:10
17 1/2 short minutes later...
:09:14
Cappy:
Mr. President,
:09:15
this is a regular
networkTV station.
:09:20
Announcer:
PresidentSignoff,
:09:22
standing firm lyin
the middle of the road.
:09:25
But lookwhat happens
when we switch to cable...
:09:29
( Static )
:09:36
For the last six months,
:09:38
a cartoon villain from the old
Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
:09:41
named Fearless Leader
has been buying up
:09:43
every single hour of cable
programming in this country,
:09:47
forming asingle
gigantic network
:09:50
called RBTV,
:09:53
or " Really Bad Television."
:09:57
According to our sources,
three days from now