:09:01
Oh-hh!
:09:06
I mean... ahem...
:09:08
I've heard of it.
:09:10
17 1/2 short minutes later...
:09:14
Cappy:
Mr. President,
:09:15
this is a regular
networkTV station.
:09:20
Announcer:
PresidentSignoff,
:09:22
standing firm lyin
the middle of the road.
:09:25
But lookwhat happens
when we switch to cable...
:09:29
( Static )
:09:36
For the last six months,
:09:38
a cartoon villain from the old
Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
:09:41
named Fearless Leader
has been buying up
:09:43
every single hour of cable
programming in this country,
:09:47
forming asingle
gigantic network
:09:50
called RBTV,
:09:53
or " Really Bad Television."
:09:57
According to our sources,
three days from now
:10:00
Fearless Leader plans
to broadcast TV shows
so terrible,
:10:03
they'll turn anyone
who watches them
:10:05
into a mindless zombie,
:10:07
incapable of independent
thought.
:10:10
Totally different
than regular TV.
:10:13
The RBTV broadcast
starts at noon on Saturday.
:10:18
By 8:00 that night,
:10:20
Fearless Leaderwill have
hypnotized enough viewers
:10:22
that he can go on the air
:10:24
and make the whole country
vote for him as president.
:10:30
Well...
:10:31
that's no good...
:10:33
No.
:10:34
No, I mean--
:10:36
I want to be president again.
:10:39
Yes.
:10:42
We all know that, sir.
:10:44
Can't the Pentagon
do something about this?
:10:46
Any recommendations?
:10:48
GeneraI Foods?
:10:49
GeneraI Store?
:10:51
GeneraI Admission?
:10:53
( Mumbling )
We can't think ofanything,
Mr. President.
:10:57
Can't the FBI
do anything, Cappy?