1:03:05
Freeze! Freeze!
1:03:10
Must be some kind
of clerical error.
1:03:13
Officer:
You're under arrest.
1:03:15
Keep your hands
high above your head!
1:03:18
Andjust to think--
1:03:20
It's the opening
of moose season.
1:03:22
It's the opening
of moose season.
1:03:23
Bailiff:
The states of California,
1:03:24
Arizona, NewMexico,
1:03:26
Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma,
1:03:28
Missouri, Illinois,
1:03:30
Indiana and Ohio,
versus KarenSympathy,
1:03:33
Rocket J. Squirrel
and BullwinkleJ. Moose.
1:03:37
judge Cameo presiding.
1:03:40
Who speaks for the defense?
1:03:42
BullwinkleJ. Moose,
attorney at law.
1:03:46
( Crowd Murmurs )
1:03:52
Hey, hey, hey!
1:03:53
Hey!
1:03:58
The defendants
are charged with
1:04:00
grand theft auto:
one count;
1:04:02
breaking outofjail..
one count,.
1:04:05
impugning the character
of a prison guard...
1:04:08
- Ooh!
- one count...
1:04:10
reckless driving:
four counts;
1:04:13
talking to the audience...
1:04:16
- What?!
- five counts,.
1:04:18
criminally bad punning:
1:04:20
1 8 counts.
1:04:22
And three dukes
and seven earls!
1:04:24
( Laughing )
1:04:27
Make that 19.
1:04:28
( Crowd Murmurs )
1:04:36
Hey! Hey!
1:04:42
Counselor,
1:04:44
call your first witness.
1:04:46
Yes, Your Honor.
1:04:48
As our first witness,
the defense calls...
1:04:51
Karen Sympathy!
1:04:53
Oh, please, no.
1:04:56
Doyou, Karen Sympathy,
swear to tell the truth,
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the whole truth and
nothing but the truth,
1:04:59
so helpyou God?