1:04:00
grand theft auto:
one count;
1:04:02
breaking outofjail..
one count,.
1:04:05
impugning the character
of a prison guard...
1:04:08
- Ooh!
- one count...
1:04:10
reckless driving:
four counts;
1:04:13
talking to the audience...
1:04:16
- What?!
- five counts,.
1:04:18
criminally bad punning:
1:04:20
1 8 counts.
1:04:22
And three dukes
and seven earls!
1:04:24
( Laughing )
1:04:27
Make that 19.
1:04:28
( Crowd Murmurs )
1:04:36
Hey! Hey!
1:04:42
Counselor,
1:04:44
call your first witness.
1:04:46
Yes, Your Honor.
1:04:48
As our first witness,
the defense calls...
1:04:51
Karen Sympathy!
1:04:53
Oh, please, no.
1:04:56
Doyou, Karen Sympathy,
swear to tell the truth,
1:04:58
the whole truth and
nothing but the truth,
1:04:59
so helpyou God?
1:05:01
I do.
1:05:03
Ha!
1:05:05
A little late!
1:05:08
Oh!
1:05:14
Ms. Sympathy,
1:05:16
isn't it true that when our
convertible
1:05:18
was destroyed
in Monument Valley...
1:05:20
the first thing you did
was to steal...
1:05:22
somebody else's truck?
1:05:24
Um--
1:05:26
That depends on how you
legally defii ne the word "steal,"
1:05:29
( Snoring )
because l believe...
1:05:31
And didn't you escape
from prison...
1:05:33
by telling that poor
trusting prison guard
1:05:35
that you would let him
takeyou to the movies?
1:05:39
Well, I thought we might have
time ifwe went to a matinee...
1:05:42
Isn't it true you never
meant to see a film at all?!
1:05:49
Yes...
1:05:51
it's true.
1:05:52
And didn't you tell
Rocky and me...
1:05:55
that you got out of prison
because you got a pardon?
1:05:59
Yes--