The Next Best Thing
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:04:01
Just pull yourself up by your chakras
and do exactly what I say.

:04:04
Now, in my opinion, the best defence
is a good pretence....

:04:06
sojust pretend you're going out.
:04:08
Justget alldressedup
inyourSundaybest andleave.

:04:11
- And then what?
- Rush over to my house
and tell me all about it.

:04:18
- Did I come at a bad time?
- Oh, no, I'm used to it, Kevin.

:04:20
- You always come before I'm ready.
- I'll come back
for the rest of my stuff later.

:04:25
No, let'sjust get this over with.
Holler ifyou need any help.

:04:40
- It's not gonna work this time.
- What's not gonna work?

:04:44
Your fantastic body.
:04:47
Then you won't mind
doing up my dress.

:05:07
- You don't have to stop.
- Yes, I do.

:05:11
If I don't,
it'll start all over again...

:05:13
and then it'll end
all over again.

:05:22
Don't you think there's a chance
we can still work this out?

:05:24
Look, it's not you, okay? It's me.
I mean, you're-- you're-- you're great.

:05:27
You know, you're-- you're smart,
you're-- you're-- you're beautiful...

:05:29
you're a good cook
and you are a great lay.

:05:31
I'm just-- I'm just not ready,
all right? l-l'm-- I'm not there yet.

:05:34
- Well, where is "there," Kevin?
- Commitment-wise. You're
way too much for me right now.

:05:37
Wait a minute.
:05:39
Are you saying that if I had
less to offeryou, you'd have
more ofa future together?

:05:43
Okay. You want the truth?
:05:45
I-l wanna date
less complicated women.

:05:47
- What?
- I wanna come home
and we'd go out to dinner...

:05:49
and people come over and talk to me,
and she smiles and she nods, okay?

:05:53
And then we go home
and we do it...

:05:54
and she doesn't instruct me
like an air traffiic controller.

:05:56
- I do not instruct you.
- And in the morning, she understands...

:05:59
that she's got to leave quickly,
so I can get on with the rest of my day
and I don't have to think about it.


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