The Next Best Thing
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:05:07
- You don't have to stop.
- Yes, I do.

:05:11
If I don't,
it'll start all over again...

:05:13
and then it'll end
all over again.

:05:22
Don't you think there's a chance
we can still work this out?

:05:24
Look, it's not you, okay? It's me.
I mean, you're-- you're-- you're great.

:05:27
You know, you're-- you're smart,
you're-- you're-- you're beautiful...

:05:29
you're a good cook
and you are a great lay.

:05:31
I'm just-- I'm just not ready,
all right? l-l'm-- I'm not there yet.

:05:34
- Well, where is "there," Kevin?
- Commitment-wise. You're
way too much for me right now.

:05:37
Wait a minute.
:05:39
Are you saying that if I had
less to offeryou, you'd have
more ofa future together?

:05:43
Okay. You want the truth?
:05:45
I-l wanna date
less complicated women.

:05:47
- What?
- I wanna come home
and we'd go out to dinner...

:05:49
and people come over and talk to me,
and she smiles and she nods, okay?

:05:53
And then we go home
and we do it...

:05:54
and she doesn't instruct me
like an air traffiic controller.

:05:56
- I do not instruct you.
- And in the morning, she understands...

:05:59
that she's got to leave quickly,
so I can get on with the rest of my day
and I don't have to think about it.

:06:04
Okay? That's what I want
right now. Simplicity.

:06:05
No, what you want is a bimbo,
and that's exactly what you deserve.

:06:09
- Robert was so right about you.
- Do you think I give a shit what
that faggot thinks about me?

:06:14
Wait a minute. Kevin.
:06:17
- Please don't leave me like this.
- Look, I don't love you.

:06:21
It's over.
:06:34
Theysaythat falling in love--
:06:37
I am the only one
who's seen both.

:06:39
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
:06:41
Ethel is and always will be
the defiinitive Annie...

:06:45
and that bottle-blonde upstart cannot
hold a six-shooter to Merman.

:06:49
It's true. True!
:06:51
- Okay, so, uh, one heart.
- Are you bidding? Thankyou. Pass.

:06:54
- Four clubs.
- Four diamonds, and I
don't mean rhinestones.

:06:58
Oh, good. Robert's arrived.
Now we can settle this Annie Get
YourGun controversy once and for all.


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