The Next Best Thing
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:06:04
Okay? That's what I want
right now. Simplicity.

:06:05
No, what you want is a bimbo,
and that's exactly what you deserve.

:06:09
- Robert was so right about you.
- Do you think I give a shit what
that faggot thinks about me?

:06:14
Wait a minute. Kevin.
:06:17
- Please don't leave me like this.
- Look, I don't love you.

:06:21
It's over.
:06:34
Theysaythat falling in love--
:06:37
I am the only one
who's seen both.

:06:39
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
:06:41
Ethel is and always will be
the defiinitive Annie...

:06:45
and that bottle-blonde upstart cannot
hold a six-shooter to Merman.

:06:49
It's true. True!
:06:51
- Okay, so, uh, one heart.
- Are you bidding? Thankyou. Pass.

:06:54
- Four clubs.
- Four diamonds, and I
don't mean rhinestones.

:06:58
Oh, good. Robert's arrived.
Now we can settle this Annie Get
YourGun controversy once and for all.

:07:03
- Robert, Merman or Hutton? Who reigns?
- I have no idea, you guys.

:07:06
I'm afraid I flunked
on gay history.

:07:08
- Pity, Robbie, pity.
- Take a tutorial.

:07:10
- Silly boys.
- Let's move on, shall we? I pass.

:07:16
Come on.
:07:18
I told you there'd be tears
before bedtime.

:07:20
- Another two years down the drain.
- Listen, Abbie.

:07:23
You settled for less, you got less.
That's it. That's the end ofthe story.

:07:26
Full stop. Now, if I were you,
and I practically am...

:07:29
I'd turn my little red wagon
around and I'd get off
that dead-end street pronto.

:07:34
I feel like Kevin was my last chance
for a normal life.

:07:38
- Now you're really scaring me.
- Robert, look at me.

:07:41
- I'm not 24 any more.
- You're not even 34 any more. So what?

:07:44
Maybe I'd like to have
a family at some point...

:07:47
before it's too late.
:07:49
Abbie, I thinkyou should sort things
out with your own wacky family...

:07:52
before you think about creating
a dysfunctional carbon copy
ofyour own.

:07:55
-Oh, thankyou. I knew you'd understand.
-Ifyou want to have a kid,
just go ahead and have one.

:07:59
- With what man?
- You don't need to have a man
to have a child.


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