:07:03
- Robert, Merman or Hutton? Who reigns?
- I have no idea, you guys.
:07:06
I'm afraid I flunked
on gay history.
:07:08
- Pity, Robbie, pity.
- Take a tutorial.
:07:10
- Silly boys.
- Let's move on, shall we? I pass.
:07:16
Come on.
:07:18
I told you there'd be tears
before bedtime.
:07:20
- Another two years down the drain.
- Listen, Abbie.
:07:23
You settled for less, you got less.
That's it. That's the end ofthe story.
:07:26
Full stop. Now, if I were you,
and I practically am...
:07:29
I'd turn my little red wagon
around and I'd get off
that dead-end street pronto.
:07:34
I feel like Kevin was my last chance
for a normal life.
:07:38
- Now you're really scaring me.
- Robert, look at me.
:07:41
- I'm not 24 any more.
- You're not even 34 any more. So what?
:07:44
Maybe I'd like to have
a family at some point...
:07:47
before it's too late.
:07:49
Abbie, I thinkyou should sort things
out with your own wacky family...
:07:52
before you think about creating
a dysfunctional carbon copy
ofyour own.
:07:55
-Oh, thankyou. I knew you'd understand.
-Ifyou want to have a kid,
just go ahead and have one.
:07:59
- With what man?
- You don't need to have a man
to have a child.
:08:01
This is the 2 1 st century.
:08:03
Just go out and buy yourself
some nice, frozen lvy League sperm...
:08:06
swish it around in a test tube
and bottoms up.
:08:08
I don't wanna have
a baby that way.
:08:11
Well, then go to China and buy one.
:08:15
I wanna have a baby
with someone I love...
:08:17
and I'm never gonna meet anybody,
and pretty soon it'sjust gonna be
another thing I didn't do.
:08:21
Listen, darling, ifthis evening's
gonna turn into a pity party...
:08:23
I'm gonna go up to the big house
and sing Annie Get YourGun
with the others.
:08:26
Can't I just be sad?
:08:29
Can't you just humour me?
:08:34
Oh, all right.
:08:40
Well, actually, not all right.
:08:42
I can't commiserate with you. Not about
breaking up with that asshole Kevin.
:08:46
Itjust makes me too angry.
Abbie...
:08:49
you are the most beautiful woman
I know.
:08:54
And I think more highly ofyou
than you do ofyourself.
:08:58
- What is it with straight guys in L.A.?
- There aren't any.