The Next Best Thing
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:08:01
This is the 2 1 st century.
:08:03
Just go out and buy yourself
some nice, frozen lvy League sperm...

:08:06
swish it around in a test tube
and bottoms up.

:08:08
I don't wanna have
a baby that way.

:08:11
Well, then go to China and buy one.
:08:15
I wanna have a baby
with someone I love...

:08:17
and I'm never gonna meet anybody,
and pretty soon it'sjust gonna be
another thing I didn't do.

:08:21
Listen, darling, ifthis evening's
gonna turn into a pity party...

:08:23
I'm gonna go up to the big house
and sing Annie Get YourGun
with the others.

:08:26
Can't I just be sad?
:08:29
Can't you just humour me?
:08:34
Oh, all right.
:08:40
Well, actually, not all right.
:08:42
I can't commiserate with you. Not about
breaking up with that asshole Kevin.

:08:46
Itjust makes me too angry.
Abbie...

:08:49
you are the most beautiful woman
I know.

:08:54
And I think more highly ofyou
than you do ofyourself.

:08:58
- What is it with straight guys in L.A.?
- There aren't any.

:09:02
I can't imagine any man letting you
slip through his fiingers. Really.

:09:07
You're the only woman in the world
that I would like to...

:09:10
be.
:09:12
- Ow!
- Thanks.

:09:15
Anyway, let's drink to never
having to see that loser again...

:09:18
or talk about him!
:09:20
I have to.
:09:22
Might as well just go to the studio now
and get it over with.

:09:25
Why?
:09:26
Because he still
has my house keys.

:09:28
Are you going to sacrifiice your last
shred ofself-respect for a set of keys?

:09:33
- I think so.
- That is tragic.

:09:36
This is how much I care.
I'll handle this.

:09:45
This here.
:09:48
- Turn the hi-hats down.
- This is radio all day. Clubs.

:09:52
- Good stuff. I hear a single.
- Keep the bass
bumpin' like that, though.

:09:56
Get the bass goin'.

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