:23:02
Something has happened.
:23:06
It's not every day ofthe week
that I sleep with my best friend.
:23:09
Oh, thank God. Look.
We were lonely as hell, and we had
too much to drink. Full stop!
:23:13
Now, in halfan hour, two ofthe most
evil queens in Christendom...
:23:16
are coming back to fiind
their overdecorated show palace...
:23:18
has been vandalized
by their gardener and his plotting,
nymphomaniacal best friend!
:23:25
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
:23:28
"Embarrassed"? "Embarrassed"
is the understatement ofthe year.
:23:31
Try catatonic!
Try apoplectic!
:23:35
Why? Because you knocked over
a few lamps?
:23:38
Or because you knocked over
a few lamps with a woman?
:23:40
Can we please talk this
to death a little later?
:23:43
- We can talk this to death
a little never.
- Abbie! Abbie, wait!
:23:52
Abbie, please!
:23:53
- I've seen that look
so many times before.
- What look?
:23:58
That "shutting down, turning off,
morning after" Iook.
:24:01
You'rejust like any other guy.
I expected more from you, Robert...
:24:04
being a gay man and all.
:24:06
Abbie, Abbie, don't--
:24:08
- God, it's good to be home.
- Christ!
:24:11
Come on, Ashby.
Stop dragging ass.
:24:14
Hold your water.
:24:17
- Hi ho, Robbie!
- Hi ho.
:24:21
- My God!
- My God!
:24:23
- We've been broken into!
- Oh, my God!
:24:25
- Look at this place!
- Look at this mess!
:24:27
- It's a mess!
- My dresses are all over the place!
:24:29
- Didn't you set the alarm?
- Ofcourse I set the alarm!
:24:36
You know, David, you're gonna have to
give this a little water on occasion.
:24:40
Doesn't perpetual care
include sprinkler service?
:24:43
- That's the spirit, David.
- ToJoe.
:24:46
- Foreveryoung and beautiful Joe.
- He still left the party too early.
:24:53
- So where's Abbie?
I thought she was coming.
- Yeah.
:24:57
Something happened.