The Next Best Thing
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You'rejust like any other guy.
I expected more from you, Robert...

:24:04
being a gay man and all.
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Abbie, Abbie, don't--
:24:08
- God, it's good to be home.
- Christ!

:24:11
Come on, Ashby.
Stop dragging ass.

:24:14
Hold your water.
:24:17
- Hi ho, Robbie!
- Hi ho.

:24:21
- My God!
- My God!

:24:23
- We've been broken into!
- Oh, my God!

:24:25
- Look at this place!
- Look at this mess!

:24:27
- It's a mess!
- My dresses are all over the place!

:24:29
- Didn't you set the alarm?
- Ofcourse I set the alarm!

:24:36
You know, David, you're gonna have to
give this a little water on occasion.

:24:40
Doesn't perpetual care
include sprinkler service?

:24:43
- That's the spirit, David.
- ToJoe.

:24:46
- Foreveryoung and beautiful Joe.
- He still left the party too early.

:24:53
- So where's Abbie?
I thought she was coming.
- Yeah.

:24:57
Something happened.
:25:01
We slept together.
:25:04
"Slept together" as in cuddly pj's...
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or "slept together"
as in shagged her?

:25:09
Oh, my God! You did? When?
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- About a week and a halfago.
- How was it? Was it hot?

:25:14
"Hot"? David, you're talking
about Abbie! She's like our sister.
How could it be "hot"?

:25:18
- You're the one who nailed her.
Are you gonna do it again?
- No, ofcourse not.

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- You did it once.
How can you be so sure?
- 'Cause it'sjust one ofthose...

:25:22
crazy things that happens once
and never again.

:25:24
Anyway, she's not talking
to me any more, nor is she
returning my phone calls...

:25:27
and it's really upsetting me.
:25:29
- You mean you would ifshe did?
- Would what?

:25:31
- Are you telling us
you're straight now?
- No.

:25:34
You just said you're really upset
that you couldn't bang her again.

:25:36
That's not what I said.
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Next thing he'll be combing
his hair like Donald Trump.

:25:40
Subscribing to
Victoria's Secret catalogues.

:25:42
And voting Republican.
:25:45
Praise be to Lordy,
she's been reformed.

:25:47
- Call Jerry Falwell.
- Shut up!

:25:50
- Don't call me "she."
- See?
- See?


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