The Next Best Thing
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:41:00
- What?
- Only kidding.

:41:02
- None ofthat, darling. Ifyou knew
what I went through to get him here.
- Hello, Mary.

:41:05
I've gone grey overnight.
:41:07
- Podgy!
- Sam.
- Podgy, darling!

:41:09
- Hey, Grandma.
- Come on.

:41:13
Hello, darling.
:41:15
- Listen, you remember that gloomy
old grandpa I told you about...
- Yeah.

:41:18
- who only came out at night?
- Yeah.

:41:20
Well, he's here.
:41:23
Some smelling salts!
:41:25
Smelling salts!
:41:27
- He loves to faint.
- Grandma, why aren't you
fainting with me?

:41:30
Oh, well, well--
Darling, take my G & T.

:41:37
Come on, Grandpa.
You fake too. Come on.

:41:39
Get more enthusiasm.
Gestures are better, darling.

:41:42
Little-- Yeah, that's it.
Go on. Give him a hug and a kiss.

:41:45
There we are. Go on.
There we are.

:41:47
Careful of his tummy.
Careful.

:41:49
Oh-- Yes, yes, thankyou.
:41:51
Robert.
:41:53
- Comin' over later?
- I'll try.

:41:59
- Bye-bye. See you next Thursday.
- I hope so.

:42:04
- So who lives in this room?
- My dad.

:42:07
- How come? Was he bad?
- No.

:42:08
Well, then why doesn't he sleep
in the same room as your mom?

:42:11
Well, he's supposed to...
:42:12
or he could sleep
in a different house, like my dad.

:42:15
- Huh?
- He doesn't sleep with his mother...

:42:17
because Sam's dad is a fag.
:42:19
- A what?
- Faggot.

:42:21
You're supposed to say
"same sex partner."

:42:24
I know what a faggot is.
That's what my dad calls someone
who cuts him off in traffiic.

:42:30
- I don't wanna go to bed.
- Too bad.

:42:35
- Window.
- Double window.

:42:42
Now, then, mister.
:42:48
- Why don't you sleep in Mommy's room?
- What?

:42:51
- Don't you love her?
- Ofcourse I love her.

:42:54
You know why I don't sleep with her?
'Cause she snores.

:42:57
She snores like a great big
old helicopter taking off.


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