The Next Best Thing
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:42:04
- So who lives in this room?
- My dad.

:42:07
- How come? Was he bad?
- No.

:42:08
Well, then why doesn't he sleep
in the same room as your mom?

:42:11
Well, he's supposed to...
:42:12
or he could sleep
in a different house, like my dad.

:42:15
- Huh?
- He doesn't sleep with his mother...

:42:17
because Sam's dad is a fag.
:42:19
- A what?
- Faggot.

:42:21
You're supposed to say
"same sex partner."

:42:24
I know what a faggot is.
That's what my dad calls someone
who cuts him off in traffiic.

:42:30
- I don't wanna go to bed.
- Too bad.

:42:35
- Window.
- Double window.

:42:42
Now, then, mister.
:42:48
- Why don't you sleep in Mommy's room?
- What?

:42:51
- Don't you love her?
- Ofcourse I love her.

:42:54
You know why I don't sleep with her?
'Cause she snores.

:42:57
She snores like a great big
old helicopter taking off.

:43:01
That's why I sleep in my own room. Any
other questions, Mr Sam, Mr Detective?

:43:04
Can I have a brother
for my birthday?

:43:08
You have to ask Mommy.
:43:10
- Okay.
- Okay?

:43:13
Good night. Sleep well.
:43:24
Your son's starting to ask
a lot ofquestions.

:43:26
He knows too much.
We must get rid of him.

:43:29
Seriously, Robert.
It's only the beginning
ofa lot more questions like that...

:43:33
and we have to fiigure out
what we're gonna say.

:43:35
We will fiigure it out. Can't it wait
till tomorrow? I'm going out.

:43:40
Is seeing the cardiologist right now
more important than your son?

:43:43
My son is more important than breakfast,
lunch, tea and dinner.

:43:46
Doesn't mean I still don't
have to eat sometime. You should
be doing the same thing.

:43:50
- I eat.
- Men call you.
Go out with one ofthem.

:43:57
- Keeps your hinges from rusting.
- Contrary to what you might think...


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