:05:01
I shit you not, gentlemen.
:05:03
You are headed for
a two-way firing range.
:05:06
You will be sent to the war.
:05:08
You will be here for an
eight-week training cycle.
:05:11
After that, you will remain here
for a week more.
:05:14
We will ship you to an outpost
1 0 miles from here. . .
:05:17
. . .that is known throughout the Army
as the second worst place on earth.
:05:21
Tigerland.
:05:23
It is the stateside province
of Vietnam. . .
:05:26
. . .and it is as close to the war
as we can make it.
:05:29
Now, gentlemen,
it behooves you to learn. . .
:05:32
. . .what little we can teach you here.
:05:34
For if you do, then maybe. . .
:05:37
. . .just maybe. . .
:05:38
. . .you will return one day to play
stink-finger with Sally back home.
:05:42
Let's get squared away.
:05:44
Those of you not on detail
will have a pass for the weekend.
:05:47
Training begins Monday at 0430.
:05:50
From that time on, every
son of a bitch humps his own load.
:05:54
(GRUNTS)
:06:06
-Sucky-sucky, baby?
-Oh, no, thank you.
:06:26
There you go.
:06:32
-You got a high sex drive.
-You're right.
:06:35
Which line says that?
:06:36
I'm no expert but it says
you're gonna have sex real soon.
:06:40
-What about me?
-Sex for Sheri as well.
:06:46
There you go.
:06:48
-Did you read it?
PAXTON: No, I didn't.
:06:50
Me, neither. I keep it around
to piss everybody off.
:06:53
Jim Paxton.
:06:56
Let's not become friends. You could
die and I'd miss you too much.