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Across the Sea of Vell,
at a fixed position of 1 3-6-90...
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...on the subset grid 4-1 0.
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It is a solid, rigid mass...
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...with a dense core
of magnetic, metallic liquid.
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The atmosphere is composed
of nitrogen, oxygen and argon...
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...in amounts of 78, 21
and 1 percent by volume.
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This is our target.
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This is Earth.
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This is where one of you
will serve your planet...
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...to the act of procreation.
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Your training will be extensive.
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The Earth woman's reproductive organs
are located here.
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The access point is here.
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Insertion in any other access point
will not result in pregnancy.
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To get the woman in a receptive mood
for insertion...
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... compliment her on these areas.
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She will also enjoy being told...
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... that she smells nice
and that her footwear is stylish.
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You will spend many hours in study...
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...trying to learn all you can
about the females of this planet.
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It is important to a woman that she
feels you are listening when she speaks.
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This is most easily achieved...
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...by repeating the phrase, "uh-huh, "
when the woman is communicating.
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I went to the store this morning.
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Uh-huh.
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On the way, the car started making
a funny noise, so I pulled over.
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Uh-huh.
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Then I couldn't hear it,
so I started driving again.
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Then it was fine.
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You will familiarize yourself with
her predilections, her customs...
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...her ranges of temperament.
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Her smiles, her frowns.
Her ups and her downs.