:03:00
... compliment her on these areas.
:03:08
She will also enjoy being told...
:03:11
... that she smells nice
and that her footwear is stylish.
:03:16
You will spend many hours in study...
:03:18
...trying to learn all you can
about the females of this planet.
:03:22
It is important to a woman that she
feels you are listening when she speaks.
:03:27
This is most easily achieved...
:03:30
...by repeating the phrase, "uh-huh, "
when the woman is communicating.
:03:36
I went to the store this morning.
:03:38
Uh-huh.
:03:39
On the way, the car started making
a funny noise, so I pulled over.
:03:43
Uh-huh.
:03:45
Then I couldn't hear it,
so I started driving again.
:03:49
Then it was fine.
:03:52
You will familiarize yourself with
her predilections, her customs...
:03:56
...her ranges of temperament.
:03:58
Her smiles, her frowns.
Her ups and her downs.
:04:02
-Your footwear is quite fashionable.
-Thank you.
:04:05
May I insert my penis in you?
:04:07
Yes.
:04:09
Ten seconds.
This time is your personal best.
:04:13
Congratulations.
:04:18
You all have performed admirably...
:04:21
...and your concentration
has been exemplary...
:04:24
...but one man has been chosen.
:04:27
This man has excelled
in his training...
:04:29
...and we are confident that women
of Earth will be both interested in...
:04:33
...and willing to experience
insertion with him.
:04:37
This man...
:04:39
...is H-1 449-6.
:04:50
Congratulations, H-1 449-6.
:04:54
Or, as you'll now be referred to,
Harold Anderson...
:04:57
...from Seattle, Washington.
:04:58
We've given you a wealth
of information about Earth...