:04:02
-Your footwear is quite fashionable.
-Thank you.
:04:05
May I insert my penis in you?
:04:07
Yes.
:04:09
Ten seconds.
This time is your personal best.
:04:13
Congratulations.
:04:18
You all have performed admirably...
:04:21
...and your concentration
has been exemplary...
:04:24
...but one man has been chosen.
:04:27
This man has excelled
in his training...
:04:29
...and we are confident that women
of Earth will be both interested in...
:04:33
...and willing to experience
insertion with him.
:04:37
This man...
:04:39
...is H-1 449-6.
:04:50
Congratulations, H-1 449-6.
:04:54
Or, as you'll now be referred to,
Harold Anderson...
:04:57
...from Seattle, Washington.
:04:58
We've given you a wealth
of information about Earth...
:05:01
...but her people are unpredictable.
:05:03
As with all alien cultures,
there will be subtleties...
:05:06
...which we couldn't prepare you for.
:05:08
However, given your adaptability
and your capacity for learning...
:05:12
...we're certain you'll achieve
your goal with ease.
:05:15
The success of our planet's domination
of the universe rests in your hands.
:05:19
Thank you, sir.
:05:21
If you go with these men,
we'll arrange your transfer...
:05:24
...and attach your penis.
:05:44
We will begin our descent into
the Phoenix area in about 30 minutes.
:05:48
Flight crew will be by shortly
to pick up all food and beverage items.
:05:53
Thank you once again
for flying Arizona West.