:32:05
Part of this whole changing thing
that I'm doing.
:32:07
I'm supposed to turn myself over
to a higher power.
:32:10
My only problem is,
I'm having trouble choosing one...
:32:13
...so I'm just covering my ass.
:32:16
Higher power?
:32:17
God, or whatever you want to call it.
:32:19
I'm looking into each one until
I find one that connects with me.
:32:22
-How will you know?
-I'll just know.
:32:25
How?
:32:27
Well, I'll feel something, I guess.
:32:31
This one looks very old.
:32:32
Actually, it's not old.
I got this on QVC.
:32:37
You don't care about this.
You're just tricking me.
:32:40
There's no way to prove
that a God exists.
:32:43
-So?
-So then why look?
:32:46
-That's not the point.
-Then what is the point?
:32:49
Oh, God. I knew it.
:32:51
I knew this normal guy,
normal life thing had a big catch.
:32:54
Harold, please. Harold.
I have to stop.
:32:59
No, I can't do this.
:33:06
Part of this whole thing
about me changing my life...
:33:09
...and living by a different set
of rules is--
:33:12
You'll laugh, but I decided
I won't have sex until I'm married.
:33:17
Sorry?
:33:19
You see, I am finally free
not to have to have sex.
:33:23
Do you have any water? Never mind.
I'll help myself.
:33:30
Thanks for coming.
:33:32
Have you gotten a woman pregnant yet?
:33:35
I'm close, but there are variables
I'm not prepared for.
:33:38
You're close?
:33:40
Yes. But she wants to get married.
:33:43
3 billion females, and you pick
one that wants to get married.
:33:46
-Yes.
-That is bad luck.
:33:48
-What should I do?
-Marry her.
:33:50
I'm not trained for marriage.
Perry says it's hell.
:33:53
-Who's Perry?
-This guy at work.
:33:55
He didn't think Susan was hot.
:33:57
Who's Susan? Why is she hot?
ls she on fire?
:33:59
Susan is the woman.