:31:00
Why?
:31:02
All men are the same.
:31:03
They say whatever they have to,
to get into your pants.
:31:07
That's terrible.
But what would it be?
:31:11
What?
:31:12
The thing I'd have to say
to get into your pants?
:31:22
It's a little messy.
:31:24
How long you been working on it?
:31:26
Just a couple of months, but I can
already tell I'm never gonna stop.
:31:31
One day I'm happy. The breakfast nook
should be yellow, bright and sunny.
:31:35
Next minute, I'm down.
I repaint it blue.
:31:38
It was black a couple days ago.
:31:40
A black breakfast nook?
:31:42
Doesn't work. Trust me.
:31:44
Why don't you take that arch thing
out altogether?
:31:47
The whole thing?
:31:49
I have a feeling that what's out there
is more interesting anyway.
:31:59
What are these?
:32:05
Part of this whole changing thing
that I'm doing.
:32:07
I'm supposed to turn myself over
to a higher power.
:32:10
My only problem is,
I'm having trouble choosing one...
:32:13
...so I'm just covering my ass.
:32:16
Higher power?
:32:17
God, or whatever you want to call it.
:32:19
I'm looking into each one until
I find one that connects with me.
:32:22
-How will you know?
-I'll just know.
:32:25
How?
:32:27
Well, I'll feel something, I guess.
:32:31
This one looks very old.
:32:32
Actually, it's not old.
I got this on QVC.
:32:37
You don't care about this.
You're just tricking me.
:32:40
There's no way to prove
that a God exists.
:32:43
-So?
-So then why look?
:32:46
-That's not the point.
-Then what is the point?
:32:49
Oh, God. I knew it.
:32:51
I knew this normal guy,
normal life thing had a big catch.
:32:54
Harold, please. Harold.
I have to stop.
:32:59
No, I can't do this.