What Planet Are You From?
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:00:04
I think those are real.
:00:06
Me too.
:00:09
I'll be in touch.
:00:14
God!
:00:18
Where are the pictures?
:00:20
-Pictures?
-Of the honeymoon.

:00:22
As a friend, you're obligated
to bore me with your pictures.

:00:25
I don't have any.
:00:26
You didn't take pictures?
:00:28
I took some, but I wanted to fill
the roll before I had it processed.

:00:32
You took less than
one roll of pictures?

:00:35
What is that?
:00:37
I guess she was kept busy
doing other things.

:00:40
You could say that.
:00:45
It was pretty great.
:00:47
I'll bet, I'll bet.
:00:49
There's just one thing.
:00:51
Yes, there's always "one thing."
:00:53
I don't know how serious this is
or if I should be worried, but....

:00:58
What?
:01:00
How should I put this?
:01:03
When he's aroused, his penis vibrates.
:01:08
Hey, "two-two-two mints in one."
:01:10
Wait. What do you mean, it vibrates?
:01:13
"Vibrates" is not really the word.
It's more like....

:01:16
-There's a humming sound.
-Humming.

:01:19
I was with a black guy whose penis
whistled when he got excited.

:01:23
-Stop!
-Yes! I'm not kidding!

:01:25
What did it whistle?
:01:26
The score from Guys and Dolls.
It just whistled.

:01:29
-You would ask that.
-I thought I was making tea.

:01:32
I love it. I love it.
:01:35
Hi, honey! You're home.
:01:38
You remember the girls.
:01:39
Yes. Hello.
:01:49
Showtime.
:01:56
I guess you don't like my friends.
:01:58
Why do you say that?

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