:36:00
fell into the bathtub
and electrocuted myself.
:36:02
I blacked out,
and when I woke up...
:36:04
I could hear what every woman
around me was... thinking.
:36:07
- Uh-huh.
- Talking personal, private stuff.
:36:10
The stuff that nobody is
supposed to hear, I hear that stuff.
:36:12
You know what I'm saying ?
I can hear what women think.
:36:16
Can you ? Good, 'cause that's not
a talent guys have these days.
:36:19
You don't believe me.
You want me to prove it ?
:36:22
-See this attorney coming toward us?
-Yeah.
:36:26
Oh, she thinks
you're overpaid and gay.
:36:29
- What ?
- I hear what they're all thinking.
:36:33
It's driving me crazy. Even
French poodles, I can hear them.
:36:35
So we're on the same page,
I need you to know you sound insane.
:36:38
You freaked out over losing
the job, which I understand.
:36:41
But if you tell anybody you can hear
the thoughts of a French poodle--
:36:45
What if I jumped out the window?
Jumped through the plate glass.
:36:49
Would they notice ? Probably not
if I didn't get glass on anybody.
:36:54
That girl with the fruit is funny.
Suicidal, but she is funny.
:36:58
Nick, what girl
with the fruit ?
:37:01
- The--
- Huh ?
:37:07
Last one to arrive.
Wants me to know I'm not his boss.
:37:10
Okay, you're a star.
I get the message.
:37:12
She thinks I'm late because I want
her to know she's not my boss.
:37:15
- What is she talking about ?
- Put a lid on it. I'm begging you.
:37:18
Ooh, I can't believe
I have butterflies in my stomach.
:37:21
Feels like
the first day of school.
:37:25
Okay, so let's see
how we did.
:37:28
[Thinking]
Nobody wants to go first.
:37:31
Everyone's avoiding me,
except Nick Marshall.
:37:36
Unbelievable. The only one
with good eye contact.
:37:40
At least he's looking at my eyes
and not down my blouse.
:37:43
- Nick, what did you come up with ?
- Me ?
:37:46
What did I come up with ?
[ Chuckles ]
:37:48
He's so wired.
:37:51
Mostly...
[ Clears Throat ]
:37:53
I thought about
the moisturizing lipstick,
:37:56
never having worn
lipstick myself.