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[ Thinking ] And it's okay
you pay me minimum wage...
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because I use the company phone
to call my boyfriend in Israel...
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for an hour.
:35:09
Tell me you heard that.
:35:11
Your hair looks really good.
So what ?
:35:14
The - The other thing !
What she was thinking thing.
:35:16
I don't think she thinks too much.
She's not exactly a genius.
:35:20
I'll have you know she went
to an Ivy League school.
:35:23
- Doubt that.
- The thing about the boyfriend,
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calling him in Israel,
you heard that, yes, no ?
:35:28
I didn't hear it
'cause she didn't say it.
:35:30
Pull it together. We're gonna
be late for our sorority meeting.
:35:37
Morgan, in case I, like,
maybe die today--
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Can we walk ? 'Cause in case
you live, I don't wanna be late.
:35:45
Here's what happened,
just in case the coroner asks.
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I got drunk, and I tried on
all the products from the pink box.
:35:51
- You did not.
- I put on all the products--
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nail polish, panty hose,
everything.
:35:55
- You tried on the panty hose ?
- Yes, okay.
:35:57
Anyway, I was drying my hair,
and I fell over and tripped,
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fell into the bathtub
and electrocuted myself.
:36:02
I blacked out,
and when I woke up...
:36:04
I could hear what every woman
around me was... thinking.
:36:07
- Uh-huh.
- Talking personal, private stuff.
:36:10
The stuff that nobody is
supposed to hear, I hear that stuff.
:36:12
You know what I'm saying ?
I can hear what women think.
:36:16
Can you ? Good, 'cause that's not
a talent guys have these days.
:36:19
You don't believe me.
You want me to prove it ?
:36:22
-See this attorney coming toward us?
-Yeah.
:36:26
Oh, she thinks
you're overpaid and gay.
:36:29
- What ?
- I hear what they're all thinking.
:36:33
It's driving me crazy. Even
French poodles, I can hear them.
:36:35
So we're on the same page,
I need you to know you sound insane.
:36:38
You freaked out over losing
the job, which I understand.
:36:41
But if you tell anybody you can hear
the thoughts of a French poodle--
:36:45
What if I jumped out the window?
Jumped through the plate glass.
:36:49
Would they notice ? Probably not
if I didn't get glass on anybody.
:36:54
That girl with the fruit is funny.
Suicidal, but she is funny.
:36:58
Nick, what girl
with the fruit ?