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	- It's not ?
- You don't hear me laughin'.
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	[ Rock & Roll ]
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	[ Chattering ]
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	[''Jingle Bells''Playing
On Sound System ]
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	I never had
a Christmas tree before.
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	Not a live one.
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	You have one of those
aluminum ones ?
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	No.
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	Those cost money.
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	No, when I was eight,
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	I was livin' with this--
this old lady.
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	She promised me
we'd have a Christmas tree.
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	And then she went
and spent all her money...
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	on a set of bagpipes...
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	because, well, I guess
she was just insane, but--
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	- [ Chuckles ]
- She, she felt bad.
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	So, on Christmas morning,
she found some green paint,
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	and she painted
a Christmas tree...
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	on her living room wall,
floor to ceilin'.
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	And that was my only tree
till now.
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	- Hey.
- Hey, Lexie.
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	- Hi.
- Hi.
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	- Hey, Lex. Hi, kids.
- [ Lexie ] Hi.
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	- Hi.
- Everybody say ''hi.''
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	- How do you feel ?
- Ha ! Mumps ?
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	I got his mumps right here.
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	All right, babies. Go find us
a good-lookin' Christmas tree.
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	One that doesn't cost
more than $40.
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	-So have you heard from him ?
-Oh, you mean, since he stole...
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	my brand new Dutch oven,
king-size pillows and rode
out of town on his Harley ?