:03:52
So you see...
:03:53
I got this chick
back at my apartment.
:03:55
She thinks Im
her best friend's brother.
:03:57
Why the fuck does she think that?
:03:59
'Cause I told her I was.
:04:00
Only way she'd come home with me.
:04:02
Do you even know her best friend?
:04:05
I never know their best friends.
:04:06
But if they believe I know
their best friends, then Im safe.
:04:10
-That's genius.
-What do you mean, "safe"?
:04:12
Safe, you know.
:04:14
She wants something in common
before she lets you in.
:04:17
It's like the college connection.
:04:20
She's comfortable about
letting you nail her.
:04:22
She thinks you have a bond because
you went to the same school.
:04:26
All of a sudden,
:04:27
you're safe.
:04:29
Fuck this safe bullshit.
Did you bone?
:04:31
Ah, well.
:04:32
Listen, okay?
:04:34
I was at this club
with some guys from work.
:04:37
Check out those sweet honeys!
:04:40
That ho' is fly!
:04:42
Look at those fucking losers.
:04:44
They are totally checking us out.
:04:45
Pigs. So desperate.
:04:47
Bet they're lawyer
or Wall Street assholes.
:04:50
They want lawyer rap.
:04:51
Chicks don't dig lawyer rap,
they want Wall Street.
:04:58
Yeah, pigs.