:04:00
Only way she'd come home with me.
:04:02
Do you even know her best friend?
:04:05
I never know their best friends.
:04:06
But if they believe I know
their best friends, then Im safe.
:04:10
-That's genius.
-What do you mean, "safe"?
:04:12
Safe, you know.
:04:14
She wants something in common
before she lets you in.
:04:17
It's like the college connection.
:04:20
She's comfortable about
letting you nail her.
:04:22
She thinks you have a bond because
you went to the same school.
:04:26
All of a sudden,
:04:27
you're safe.
:04:29
Fuck this safe bullshit.
Did you bone?
:04:31
Ah, well.
:04:32
Listen, okay?
:04:34
I was at this club
with some guys from work.
:04:37
Check out those sweet honeys!
:04:40
That ho' is fly!
:04:42
Look at those fucking losers.
:04:44
They are totally checking us out.
:04:45
Pigs. So desperate.
:04:47
Bet they're lawyer
or Wall Street assholes.
:04:50
They want lawyer rap.
:04:51
Chicks don't dig lawyer rap,
they want Wall Street.
:04:58
Yeah, pigs.
:05:00
I don't know...
:05:00
I think that blond one's
kind of a hottie.
:05:04
Yeah, right.
:05:05
What are you talking about?
:05:08
Im not even sure
if they can handle me.
:05:10
Go get them, tiger.
:05:12
You can have him.
:05:14
Those chicks are all over me, man.
:05:18
Im going in.
:05:20
Brad! Brad! Brad!
:05:24
Hi.
:05:26
Have we met before?
:05:29
Excuse me?
:05:30
-Im sure Ive met you before.
-I don't think so.
:05:34
Through a friend or something.
:05:36
She's not interested, okay?
Just go.
:05:38
What's your name?
Maybe it'll come back to me.
:05:41
Im really not interested, so...
:05:44
Im sorry, you just look like
:05:46
one of my sister's friends
:05:48
and I wanted to come over
and say hi. Sorry.
:05:51
Wait a minute. Who's your sister?
:05:59
Jen.