:07:06
Im in Brad heaven,
:07:08
just about to get smoked...
:07:10
when all of a sudden,
she started cleaning my tailpipe.
:07:15
Man, that's awesome.
:07:18
Its not awesome,
it's fucking disgusting.
:07:20
She tossed your salad.
That's right out of a porno film.
:07:22
Do you realize how much
people pay for that?
:07:24
That's got to be the best
blowjob story yet.
:07:27
No, moron, you're missing the point.
:07:29
She passed over my dick
and went straight for the ass.
:07:32
Why complain? Some people wait
their whole lives for a rimmer.
:07:35
Yeah, well...
:07:37
you guys know how bad
my stomach is, right?
:07:40
Im constantly taking
sloppy dumps and shit.
:07:44
That's her problem, not yours.
:07:46
It became my problem.
:08:02
Dude, that's disgusting.
:08:05
Yeah, no shit.
:08:06
You're grossing me out.
You tasted your own asshole?
:08:09
Not by choice, all right?
:08:11
Change of subject. Zeke, you're up.
:08:13
That's sick. I don't know
if I can top that.
:08:15
Try, 'cause shit lips
is bugging me out.
:08:18
Fuck you.
:08:19
All right, chill.
:08:21
I was at Bell Café, writing,
:08:29
when all of a sudden,...
:08:30
I see these two fine honeys
:08:32
all over my wood.
:08:36
All over it.
:08:37
Im trying to work and I realize
they're totally focused in on me.
:08:41
Now way Im getting anything done.
:08:43
So Im thinking,
:08:44
"opportunity's knocking".
:08:46
I don't get it. lf I walked into
some beatnik coffee shop
:08:49
and saw an unemployed dirty freak
like you writing in a diary,
:08:52
Id stay as far away as possible
from that loser.
:08:56
But that's you, Brad.
:08:58
An ass-kissing, no pun intended,
suit from the upper East Side.