:18:01
I make a shitload of money...
:18:06
Look at me!
:18:33
Why is everyone so quiet?
:18:36
Didn't anyone scam this weekend?
:18:38
Zeke?
:18:40
Of course. I just don't
want to talk about it.
:18:43
What do you mean?
:18:46
Isn't that the point of
coming here every Sunday?
:18:48
Maybe I met someone I don't
feel like telling you dicks about.
:18:51
Just because you talk
about how you porked your wife
:18:54
with a waffle iron,
:18:56
doesn't mean I gotta tell you shit.
:18:58
Excuse me for asking.
:18:59
And it was a juicer.
:19:02
So,...
:19:04
was she hot?
:19:06
I don't care about looks anymore.
Im over that superficial crap.
:19:10
As long as she's got a great rack
and buns like a champ, Im happy.
:19:13
Yeah, she was hot.
:19:14
-You railed her?
-What?
:19:17
You didn't rail her?
:19:18
That's probably why you like her
and you're not talking about her.
:19:21
-I didn't say if I railed her.
-Usually means you didn't rail her.
:19:25
-Didn't rail her.
-Definitely didn't rail her.
:19:27
Listen up, assholes.
:19:30
It was Thursday night.
I was back at the Bell Café,
:19:32
looking for the wonder twins,
:19:33
when I suddenly I notice this
beautiful woman at another table.
:19:38
Notice she's a woman
and not a hi-dee-hi-dee-ho.
:19:46
What are you reading?
:19:48
Now this girl was fly.
:19:50
-She was that fucking hot?
-Yeah.
:19:52
The capper is, she was reading
Syd Field's screenplay book.
:19:56
So?
:19:57
So?
:19:58
That's like the Bible
for screenwriters.
:19:59
She's not only hot but got
the same interests as me.