:19:02
So,...
:19:04
was she hot?
:19:06
I don't care about looks anymore.
Im over that superficial crap.
:19:10
As long as she's got a great rack
and buns like a champ, Im happy.
:19:13
Yeah, she was hot.
:19:14
-You railed her?
-What?
:19:17
You didn't rail her?
:19:18
That's probably why you like her
and you're not talking about her.
:19:21
-I didn't say if I railed her.
-Usually means you didn't rail her.
:19:25
-Didn't rail her.
-Definitely didn't rail her.
:19:27
Listen up, assholes.
:19:30
It was Thursday night.
I was back at the Bell Café,
:19:32
looking for the wonder twins,
:19:33
when I suddenly I notice this
beautiful woman at another table.
:19:38
Notice she's a woman
and not a hi-dee-hi-dee-ho.
:19:46
What are you reading?
:19:48
Now this girl was fly.
:19:50
-She was that fucking hot?
-Yeah.
:19:52
The capper is, she was reading
Syd Field's screenplay book.
:19:56
So?
:19:57
So?
:19:58
That's like the Bible
for screenwriters.
:19:59
She's not only hot but got
the same interests as me.
:20:03
Wait, did you say
you fucked her in a field?
:20:06
Yeah!
:20:07
No, I said she was reading
Syd Field's screenplay book.
:20:10
Who cares?
Did you fuck her?
:20:13
No, look.
:20:15
Have some fucking respect.
I think I actually like this one.
:20:19
-I knew it.
-Definitely didn't fuck her.
:20:21
Did you get her back to your crib?
:20:23
Of course.
:20:25
-What are your legs?
-Steel springs.
:20:28
-How fast can you run?
-Fast as a leopard. Gallipoli.
:20:36
George, George, George, George.
:20:38
Its Michael Dorsey.
:20:40
Your favorite client.
:20:42
"George of the Jungle"?
:20:44
No.
:20:46
"Tootsie".
:20:48
You go.
:20:49
What, I amuse you?
:20:52
That's so easy.
"Good fellas".
:20:57
Hey, wait.
:20:58
Can't we just take it slow?