:23:01
Yeah, she had a dick, dude.
:23:03
Come on.
:23:05
This is the kind of girl
Ive been looking for.
:23:08
And she was digging your shit?
:23:10
Of course she was.
:23:12
Did you stuff her?
:23:13
No, man.
:23:15
Im kind of like you, Zeke.
:23:16
I think I really like this girl.
:23:18
She was more interested in
stocks and bonds and stuff.
:23:22
Sounds like she was
interested in your wallet.
:23:24
It wasn't like that at all.
I think she cared about me.
:23:28
That's so great.
:23:29
All right, so...
:23:31
these are the revenues.
:23:34
And these are earnings.
:23:36
Exactly.
:23:37
That makes sense.
:23:38
Most chicks I date couldn't
give two shits about what I do.
:23:42
All they want is a nice dinner
in some trendy restaurant
:23:45
and a nice hard cock
at the end of the night.
:23:47
They don't care what's
important to me.
:23:52
Did she want the hard cock too?
:23:54
No, man. This one was different.
:23:56
We totally bonded.
:23:58
I didn't want to sleep with her.
I could've talked all night.
:24:02
That sounds like a lot of fun.
:24:03
So...
:24:04
you just talked all night?
:24:06
No.
:24:07
She smoked me.
:24:10
But I could've talked all night.
:24:12
Was she good?
:24:14
I just told you I didn't fuck her.
:24:16
No, was she good at smoking pole?
:24:19
Fucking horny bastard.
:24:21
She was all right.
She won't win any medals.
:24:24
So she ain't no Hanna.
:24:27
Shit!
:24:29
Wait a second. Who's Hanna?
:24:31
My God! I almost forgot about her.
:24:33
You remember Hanna.
Hoover Hanna.
:24:36
She gave Brad
the five hour blowjob.
:24:39
Bullshit. No fucking way.
:24:41
That chick could suck
a taxi driver through immigration.
:24:44
After three hours, I got so hungry
I called Mr. Pizza.
:24:48
The dude came into the room
as Hoover was gumming my knob.
:24:51
She never knew he was there.
:24:53
How did you last for five hours?
:24:56
I was so boozed and tabbed up,
:24:59
maybe 27 bongos on top of that,
now way I was gonna nut.