:24:02
That sounds like a lot of fun.
:24:03
So...
:24:04
you just talked all night?
:24:06
No.
:24:07
She smoked me.
:24:10
But I could've talked all night.
:24:12
Was she good?
:24:14
I just told you I didn't fuck her.
:24:16
No, was she good at smoking pole?
:24:19
Fucking horny bastard.
:24:21
She was all right.
She won't win any medals.
:24:24
So she ain't no Hanna.
:24:27
Shit!
:24:29
Wait a second. Who's Hanna?
:24:31
My God! I almost forgot about her.
:24:33
You remember Hanna.
Hoover Hanna.
:24:36
She gave Brad
the five hour blowjob.
:24:39
Bullshit. No fucking way.
:24:41
That chick could suck
a taxi driver through immigration.
:24:44
After three hours, I got so hungry
I called Mr. Pizza.
:24:48
The dude came into the room
as Hoover was gumming my knob.
:24:51
She never knew he was there.
:24:53
How did you last for five hours?
:24:56
I was so boozed and tabbed up,
:24:59
maybe 27 bongos on top of that,
now way I was gonna nut.
:25:02
I was fortunate my wood
didn't go south.
:25:06
Plus, she reminded me of my sister.
:25:08
I couldn't get into it.
:25:10
But enough about me.
:25:11
Its time for you to bore us
with another spank fest.
:25:14
What was her name this week,
Vaselina?
:25:17
No, this week was different.
:25:20
I was at the newsstand,
:25:22
picking up some reading material
for the bathroom,
:25:25
when out of nowhere...
:25:28
Im sorry.
:25:33
Ill get it.
:25:34
No.
:25:44
Are you okay?
:25:46
Yeah.
:25:50
You want me to put these
back in your bag for you?
:25:54
Okay.