:25:02
I was fortunate my wood
didn't go south.
:25:06
Plus, she reminded me of my sister.
:25:08
I couldn't get into it.
:25:10
But enough about me.
:25:11
Its time for you to bore us
with another spank fest.
:25:14
What was her name this week,
Vaselina?
:25:17
No, this week was different.
:25:20
I was at the newsstand,
:25:22
picking up some reading material
for the bathroom,
:25:25
when out of nowhere...
:25:28
Im sorry.
:25:33
Ill get it.
:25:34
No.
:25:44
Are you okay?
:25:46
Yeah.
:25:50
You want me to put these
back in your bag for you?
:25:54
Okay.
:26:07
We spent the rest of the day
talking over coffee.
:26:10
That's the most embarrassing shit
Ive ever heard.
:26:12
Man, that sucks.
:26:14
But that's the best part.
:26:15
She knows I beat off constantly
and she doesn't give a shit.
:26:18
What?
:26:20
What's more personal than that?
:26:23
I mean...
:26:25
after knowing that,
:26:27
we could talk about anything.
:26:29
Its like there's nothing to hide.
:26:31
Once a day, that's it?
:26:33
Yeah.
:26:34
Isnt that enough?
:26:40
Once a day is a foundation,
and then...
:26:44
definitely at night
before I go to sleep.
:26:47
-It helps me go to sleep.
-Me too.
:26:49
Really?
:26:50
-Yes.
-That's so cool.
:26:51
Except sometimes
Im too tired to finish.
:26:54
You know...
:26:56
I just bore myself.