:27:02
My ex boyfriend was into...
:27:06
videotaping me while I...
:27:10
Really?
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And while he was videotaping,
he would also be...
:27:16
to himself.
:27:18
Really?
:27:19
And you would watch?
:27:21
Yeah.
:27:24
While he...?
:27:26
Did you like it?
:27:29
Yeah.
:27:41
You are one lucky bastard.
:27:44
Congratulations, little stroker.
:27:46
For the first time,
you finally scored big.
:27:48
He's earning his stripes.
:27:51
Thanks. It means a lot
coming from you guys.
:27:53
So did you...?
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I didn't fuck her.
:27:56
But...
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I have a date with her this week.
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And...
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she asked me to bring
the video camera.
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Nice!
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You know what you got to do?
:28:07
Show up at her house with
some wine and flowers and shit.
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With a video camera.
:28:13
Of course with a video camera.
:28:15
-Why are you feeding him bullshit?
-What made you a fucking pro?
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I know what Im talking about.
:28:20
You get some cheap wine,
like Dunwood.
:28:23
Its got a nice label,
so it looks expensive.
:28:26
You can get it on sale
for like $9.99.
:28:29
Dunwood...
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and some cheap roses,
:28:32
and you'll be doing
the bone dance in no time.
:28:35
He should take advice from you.
What do you know about women?
:28:38
You're married, for chrissakes!
:28:39
Think I don't know what women want?
:28:42
Now Im married, Im more
sensitive to a woman's needs.
:28:46
Wait, wait. Dunwood?
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The shit works every time.
:28:50
Im waiting a week or two
before I call my chick.
:28:53
You know,...
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get her all moist so she's
begging for my love.
:28:57
lf you like this woman, call her
right away, make her feel special.