:28:00
And...
:28:02
she asked me to bring
the video camera.
:28:04
Nice!
:28:06
You know what you got to do?
:28:07
Show up at her house with
some wine and flowers and shit.
:28:11
With a video camera.
:28:13
Of course with a video camera.
:28:15
-Why are you feeding him bullshit?
-What made you a fucking pro?
:28:18
I know what Im talking about.
:28:20
You get some cheap wine,
like Dunwood.
:28:23
Its got a nice label,
so it looks expensive.
:28:26
You can get it on sale
for like $9.99.
:28:29
Dunwood...
:28:30
and some cheap roses,
:28:32
and you'll be doing
the bone dance in no time.
:28:35
He should take advice from you.
What do you know about women?
:28:38
You're married, for chrissakes!
:28:39
Think I don't know what women want?
:28:42
Now Im married, Im more
sensitive to a woman's needs.
:28:46
Wait, wait. Dunwood?
:28:48
The shit works every time.
:28:50
Im waiting a week or two
before I call my chick.
:28:53
You know,...
:28:54
get her all moist so she's
begging for my love.
:28:57
lf you like this woman, call her
right away, make her feel special.
:29:01
Pipe it, toughie.
I don't need your bullshit advice.
:29:03
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
:29:04
He's right.
You should call her tonight.
:29:06
Maybe we could all do something
together this week.
:29:09
Don't get faggy on me.
:29:11
I don't want your lame ass
ruining my chances on some clam.
:29:14
Im waiting a week.
:29:15
Id get the nice guy date
out of the way as soon as possible.
:29:18
-What?
-The nice guy date?
:29:20
The filler, to show her
what a nice guy you are.
:29:23
So she lets you hit it on the next.
:29:25
How many dates does it take
for you to bone?
:29:27
lf I don't hit on the first,
which is rare, on the second.
:29:31
But by rule, if I don't get it
on the third, I never call her.
:29:35
Definitely not worth the time
after the third.
:29:38
It always takes me a few months.
:29:45
Come on, art boy.
Let's see what you got.
:29:47
Did you bring your notepad?
:29:50
Going to write down "Brad Dreams"?
:29:52
"Brad Got Game"?
Trying to get a piece of me?
:29:55
Pass the ball!
:29:56
Im ready. Bring it in!