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Never south, always north.
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When I come home from the gym
after a few butterflies,
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I look in the mirror and go:
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"Ive got a nice rack.
:31:26
Id fuck me."
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Like that psycho in
"Silence of the Lambs".
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Except I didn't do the dick tuck.
:31:37
I did the dick tuck for Loraine,
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to spice up the sex life,
keep the bedroom hot.
:31:42
You did the tuck for Loraine?
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She talked about
bringing home a woman
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and threesomes and shit.
:31:49
Dude, that's awesome.
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Oh, master, oh, master.
:32:05
She wouldn't let this go
:32:07
and I realized she had this
pseudo lesbian craving.
:32:11
Are you kidding me? Loraine?
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No, she wouldn't let it go.
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So instead of bringing back
another chick,
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sometimes I do the tuck,
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talk in a high voice like this,
and ask her to touch me.
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Touch me.
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Touch me. Touch me.
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Touch me.
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Oh, Brad.
:32:39
Oh, Brad.
:32:41
Ive tried doing the tuck
a couple of times,
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but it really kind of...
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hurts my penis.
:32:48
Then you're not doing it right.
:32:50
Is this shit still going on?
:32:51
You still unstrapping one
for Loraine?
:32:53
That was just a phase.
:32:55
Now she's in a book group.
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-I got to go.
-Where you got to go?