:30:00
-Why aren't you paying attention?
-I am paying attention.
:30:34
Last night, I couldn't
get to sleep...
:30:36
'cause Loraine was in the bed,
so I snuck down to the den
:30:40
and ordered some
pay-per-view porn.
:30:42
Why? Its terrible.
Its useless.
:30:45
They don't show penetration.
:30:46
I couldn't believe the size
of the breasts on these women.
:30:49
They were like huge.
:30:51
They were fake.
:30:53
Those foam bags aren't real.
Come on.
:30:56
A lot of pillows, propped up
straight, pointing north.
:31:00
Never south, always north.
:31:18
When I come home from the gym
after a few butterflies,
:31:21
I look in the mirror and go:
:31:24
"Ive got a nice rack.
:31:26
Id fuck me."
:31:29
Like that psycho in
"Silence of the Lambs".
:31:32
Except I didn't do the dick tuck.
:31:37
I did the dick tuck for Loraine,
:31:38
to spice up the sex life,
keep the bedroom hot.
:31:42
You did the tuck for Loraine?
:31:45
She talked about
bringing home a woman
:31:47
and threesomes and shit.
:31:49
Dude, that's awesome.