1:11:01
Who will it be tonight?
1:11:04
As for me...
1:11:06
Damn!
1:11:07
My sister never told me
how beautiful you were.
1:11:10
She's going to get it when
she gets in from Colorado.
1:11:13
Colorado?
1:11:15
I thought Jen lived in Boston.
1:11:18
Whatever.
1:11:22
Soon we faced the inevitable.
1:11:24
Our little tradition
began to disband.
1:11:28
Till finally,
1:11:30
it was no more.
1:11:34
We had never
1:11:36
let anybody get between us before.
1:11:39
I guess it took somebody
as special as Mia
1:11:42
to open our eyes
1:11:45
and make us realize
1:11:47
that women are
a lot more like us,
1:11:50
well..
1:11:51
a lot more like Zeke and Brad,
1:11:54
than we ever imagined.
1:11:57
Im worried about her.
1:11:58
I know in my heart that
she's really hurting inside.
1:12:02
Brad was never, and I mean never,
fully hard.
1:12:06
Never? Why didn't you bail?
1:12:08
I really hope
1:12:10
she's okay.
1:12:12
Its a package deal.
1:12:13
Evidently not.
1:12:16
So, did he ever get it in?
1:12:19
Sort of.
1:12:21
Id say...
1:12:22
I kind of felt sorry for the guy.
1:12:24
I mean,
1:12:25
it was sad watching him struggle.
He'd just kind of,
1:12:28
I don't know,
1:12:31
bang it up against me,
like fucking "Rain Man".
1:12:35
I know, it's like fitting
a marshmallow in a keyhole.
1:12:39
-Like playing pool with a string.
-Okay?
1:12:41
How do you get
a condom on like that?
1:12:45
A condom? Guy needs a splint,
prop that shit up.
1:12:48
You know whats even worse?
1:12:50
The guy had ass rot.
1:12:54
We're eating here.
1:12:55
Im sorry, but he did.
1:12:57
Do you know why?
They don't know how to wipe.
1:12:59
Its true.