1:12:02
Brad was never, and I mean never,
fully hard.
1:12:06
Never? Why didn't you bail?
1:12:08
I really hope
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she's okay.
1:12:12
Its a package deal.
1:12:13
Evidently not.
1:12:16
So, did he ever get it in?
1:12:19
Sort of.
1:12:21
Id say...
1:12:22
I kind of felt sorry for the guy.
1:12:24
I mean,
1:12:25
it was sad watching him struggle.
He'd just kind of,
1:12:28
I don't know,
1:12:31
bang it up against me,
like fucking "Rain Man".
1:12:35
I know, it's like fitting
a marshmallow in a keyhole.
1:12:39
-Like playing pool with a string.
-Okay?
1:12:41
How do you get
a condom on like that?
1:12:45
A condom? Guy needs a splint,
prop that shit up.
1:12:48
You know whats even worse?
1:12:50
The guy had ass rot.
1:12:54
We're eating here.
1:12:55
Im sorry, but he did.
1:12:57
Do you know why?
They don't know how to wipe.
1:12:59
Its true.
1:13:00
And then there was Zeke.
1:13:03
Zeke was like downtown art boy.
1:13:05
You know what I mean?
1:13:06
The guy was so fucking
conceited in bed.
1:13:09
Right? And the irony is...
1:13:10
he had the smallest cock
1:13:13
I have ever seen.
1:13:15
It was all tip and no shaft.
1:13:18
Im serious.
1:13:19
It was like an acorn
resting on his balls there.
1:13:24
Then to top it off,
the guy's a freak in bed.
1:13:28
He'd be like:
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"Who's your daddy?
1:13:31
Who's your daddy?"
1:13:36
I think that was the most he
ever asked me about myself.
1:13:39
And then there was Jonathan.
1:13:42
He was harmless, Jonathan.
1:13:44
Yeah.
1:13:45
I could've hung out
with him a little longer.
1:13:48
Mia, you getting "emo" on us?
1:13:51
-Please.
-What's "emo"?
1:13:53
Emotions. Occupational hazard.
1:13:55
No, I just felt kind of
bad for him, that's all.
1:13:58
-Then again, he had it coming.
-Of course he had it coming.