:01:02
Uh, it'sjust that,
:01:05
you see, this is actually
my fiirst time.
:01:07
Well, not my fiirst.
It's my fiirst time,
:01:10
uh, since my...
fiirst time.
:01:14
So, technically,
that's my second time.
:01:16
And I-- I don't--
I don't wanna suck at it.
:01:20
So if I'm not up to par,
performance-wise--
:01:22
Jim, this isn't exactly
a turn-on.
:01:26
I mean, girls like a guy
with confiidence.
:01:29
Hey, I'm confiident.
:01:31
Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,
totally confident.
:01:36
Oh?
Yeah.
:01:37
Let's get naked.
Okay.
:01:41
Seems likejust yesterday
my dad picked me up after
my fiirst year at college.
:01:46
- Mm-hmm.
- We popped a couple of beers,
:01:49
and he said,
''Now, you're a man.''
:01:51
And today I get to say
the same thing to my son.
:01:54
Honey, your speeches
embarrass him.
:01:56
So, try and do what the kids
say, and just... be cool.
:01:59
I think I bring new meaning
to the word ''cool,'' honey.
:02:02
That's his dormitory
up ahead.
:02:19
Turn over.
Okay.
:02:23
Ow.
[ Groans ]
:02:29
an't bring alcohol
in the dorms.
Oh, uh, good.
:02:32
Thankyou, uh, Matt.
I'm just here to surprise
my sonim.
:02:36
Now pin my leg up.
What?
:02:38
Pin my leg up,
like this.
:02:41
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
:02:44
Maybe you can help
me out, you know.
:02:47
Okay.
:02:50
Is that the one?
No.
There!
:02:53
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Oh, oh, oh, okay!
:02:56
[ Shudders ]
Now I remember.