American Pie 2
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:03:01
I didn't do this foryou.
:03:03
Thanks, dude.
:03:06
[Dad]
Where's my big guy?
Oh, my God!

:03:09
Oh, no.
Hey--
[ Screams ]

:03:13
-esus!
-im, we got here a little early.

:03:16
- Dad, get out!
- I'll wait in the car.

:03:19
Go, Dad!
Oh, my-- Geez.

:03:21
Was that your dad?
Yeah.

:03:24
- I'm so sorry.
- For your own edification,

:03:26
son, I just--
I'm not embarrassed.

:03:27
- I am!
- It's a perfectly
normal thing for two--

:03:31
- Dad, what are you doing?
- This is human nature.
Human nature at its best.

:03:35
Son, everybody does it.
Your mother and I--
Well, not so much anymore.

:03:39
Got your favorite.
Oh, my God! They're fucking!

:03:42
- No! No!
- Honey, honey, listen. No, no.
I'm gonna take her--

:03:45
Pleasejust go!
Actually,
ifyou wouldn't mind.

:03:48
Honey-- I'll take her
to the car.

:03:50
[ Gasps ]
[ Gasps ]

:03:52
Hi, Mama.
What?

:03:54
- Natalie!
- l'm Jim 's dad.

:03:57
You must be the parents
ofthis young lady.

:03:59
I'm sorry I didn't get her name,
but hopefully my son did...

:04:02
because I have not been
here the whole time.

:04:02
because I have not been
here the whole time.

:04:04
[Man]
Natalie, get dressed!

:04:06
- Beer?
- [Man] Avertyoureyes!
Turn around!

:04:09
[Natalie] Thanks,Jim.
You don't believe in locks?
Oh, my God.

:04:12
More time apart willgiveyou
a fewmore months to argue

:04:16
ls this too much to live through
lt alwaysseemedto farto

:04:19
Drive thepoint home
Sendmore letters

:04:23
Praytomorrow
Ends up better

:04:31
Heya, fuckface.
:04:33
- Mornin', dude.
- ome on, Ozzy.
It's show time.

:04:39
Ozzy, before you go to Ann Arbor
to pick up Heather, I wanna
show you what you're missing.

:04:46
See what they are today, dude.
See what they are today.

:04:49
Okay, here wego.
Moment oftruth.

:04:53
Ooh!
:04:55
There's little hearts
on her panties!
Super.

:04:58
There's little hearts
on her panties! ome on, look,
you pussy. Look.


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