American Pie 2

I left you like, uh--
like three messages
after prom.

You didn't think
I was weird because ofthe way
I acted that night?

Weird, no.
Surprising, yes.
I get nasty when I'm horny.
That's kind of
why I'm here.

Um, you remember,
was I any good...
that-that night?

Oh, wow. Geez.
How could I forget?
You sucked.
You didn't know what
the hell you were doing.

But wasn't it fun even though
you were so terrible?

I'm sorry. ''Terrible''?
I've had worse.

Oh, sorry. I--

I-I could give you
some pointers ifyou want.

[Bell Clanging]

Oh. Oh, shoot.
Okay, wait here.
I'll meet you in an hour, okay?

Oh, wait.

ool idea.
- What are you doing?
- Ow!

- Ooh. Ooh.
- [ Moaning ]

You're all right. Here we go.
You know you're not supposed
to be here now.

Everyone's supposed to be in
the amphitheater. All right.
ome on.
[ Mumbling ]

It's piss-poor to be this late.
I'm very angry right now.

You can tell by the tone
of my voice I'm angry.
I'm pissed off is what I am.

Here theyare.
Cut 'em off.
Go, go.

Wait a minute.
Are you Petey?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Petey! Well,
that explains everything.

All right.
Well, it's always something
with these kids. Go!

Petey, we arejust so thrilled
to have you. None of my kids
are at your caliber.

Watch that. But we arejust
so overjoyed to have someone
with your kind oftalent here.

Oh, great.
[ Boy ]
Here you go.

That's great. Oh, look at this.
Your old best friend.
ome on. Move.

I know it's not yours,
but you are going to make
beautiful music.

Here we go.
This is fantastic.
I'm very excited.