American Pie 2
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:06:03
But you see, my son
couldn't leave it at home...

:06:07
because he's having a bit
ofa medical emergency.

:06:10
That's right.
Thanks, Dad.

:06:12
Your opinion of his taste
in video rentals,
I'm afraid,

:06:14
is, uh, not
a priority, lady.

:06:17
Dad--
Okay? It's at the bottom
ofthe totem pole.

:06:20
Okay?
:06:23
[ Whispering ]
Thankyou, Dad. Okay.

:06:25
My son...
is sitting here
right now...

:06:29
with his hand
glued to his penis.

:06:33
But that doesn't mean
anything to you,
does it?

:06:36
Because you
don't have a penis.

:06:38
Or maybe you do!
Dad--

:06:40
Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ow!

:06:43
You know, itjust bugs me
when-when-when people
speak before they think.

:06:48
You know, they speak--
:06:56
How you doin', son?
Ah.
I've been better.

:07:02
[Dad]
Boy, that doesn 't look
too bad,Jim.

:07:04
Good job, Doctor.
:07:07
The swelling should subside
in about eight or nine days.

:07:08
The swelling should subside
in about eight or nine days.

:07:10
Eight or-- Eight or nine--
:07:13
Beach party's in a week.
Nadia's coming.

:07:16
Oh. Oh.
:07:20
Doctor, my-my son
has a party in seven days,

:07:24
and there's a young lady
coming...

:07:26
that he's been
waiting to--

:07:30
he's been waiting
to get with.

:07:32
I'd tell your son
to keep his pants on
during that party.

:07:36
Oh, yes, yes. Believe me,
I will be doing that.
It goes without saying.

:07:40
But if his pants...
:07:42
decide to come off
during the party,

:07:45
couldhe have
full use ofhis,

:07:48
um, penis?
:07:52
Okay.
:07:56
This should shave
a couple ofdays off.

:07:58
Oh, good.

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