American Pie 2
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:05:03
[ huckles ]
This summer's
turnin' out to be great.

:05:23
Mucilage is, um,
dangerous territory.

:05:27
And I would think
any adhesive product...

:05:31
would have a warning
right on the--
on the tube.

:05:36
I thought it was,
uh, uh, lubricant.

:05:38
Okay, l was trying
to use lubricant.

:05:42
Oh.
:05:46
Oh.
:05:50
Son, couldn't you have left
that disgusting thing at home?

:05:54
Excuse me?
:05:56
Well, that kind
of material is
offensive to me.

:05:59
[ Sarcastically ]
Oh, well, we're sorry.

:06:03
But you see, my son
couldn't leave it at home...

:06:07
because he's having a bit
ofa medical emergency.

:06:10
That's right.
Thanks, Dad.

:06:12
Your opinion of his taste
in video rentals,
I'm afraid,

:06:14
is, uh, not
a priority, lady.

:06:17
Dad--
Okay? It's at the bottom
ofthe totem pole.

:06:20
Okay?
:06:23
[ Whispering ]
Thankyou, Dad. Okay.

:06:25
My son...
is sitting here
right now...

:06:29
with his hand
glued to his penis.

:06:33
But that doesn't mean
anything to you,
does it?

:06:36
Because you
don't have a penis.

:06:38
Or maybe you do!
Dad--

:06:40
Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ow!

:06:43
You know, itjust bugs me
when-when-when people
speak before they think.

:06:48
You know, they speak--
:06:56
How you doin', son?
Ah.
I've been better.


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